ARTICLES - JASON ORANGE Take That have already removed Jason Orange from their songs

And Robbie isn’t going back?! What a shitshow

We expected a period of mourning, if only for show. But as soon as the doors at Take That towers had slammed behind Jason Orange’s tax paying ass, Captain Gary Barlow was back in the studio erasing his vocal from the new recordings. We don’t really see the need. It wasn’t likely he’d be the lead vocalist on any of them. But Take That are now a trio, visibly and audibly. Biscuit Barlow, little Marky and hairy Howard: three very rich men who knowingly avoided paying the taxes that should’ve gone towards the NHS, education, policing, the fire service… why on earth should any of us pay for their records now? Especially now the third best member has gone.
According to Dan Wootton at The Sun (who went with It Only Took A Minute, Girls as his headline. 4/10) the new single is an upbeat dance number.

*sound of mp3 scratching to a halt*

Not a phones aloft weepathon? This doesn’t seem wise. Have we all forgotten Sure?

But there’s bigger news in The Sun’s report. Robbie Williams’ actual dad Pete Conway has contradicted the official line that Rob is only absent from the group for this particular album.

We’d been led to believe the door was open and that he fully intended to pop back in once he’d finished decimating another load of big band numbers. Apparently not.

“It’s great that Rob sent Jason a message,” said Pete, “but Rob’s not going back into Take That so it doesn’t really affect him.”

NOT going back? Oh for frig’s sake.

So this is it now. Take That looks like this, until someone else finds the dignity to walk.